The Wife is never happy

[JohnT]

Man o man! Some people are never happy. Even after I bought her a new snow shovel, she still complains!

 

[ibglowin]

Perhaps you better rethink celebrating "that evil holiday"…..

 

[JohnT]

Hey, I got her a new snow shovel.. Nothing but the best for MY wife!

 

[Scott]

Might want to cancel the order for her new rifle while you are at it!!

Suppose she won't like the new mower blades either?

 

[SmokeyMcBong]

Its -40 outside, it really depresses my wife when its like that. She just sits and stares at the window relentlessly. Eventually, I'll have to let her in! Bahahahaha!!

 

[Boatboy24]

At least you didn't get her a vacuum. (Or did you?)

 

[grapeman]

After she has been out there long enough with that new shovel, you are sure to get the "cold" shoulder. And hands..................... and feet..................................or at least one foot up against your asp or head depending on how limber she is.

 

[joeswine]

Gifts for the

THEY JUST CAN'T UNDERSTAND THE PRACTICAL GIFT GIVING IDEAS ,LIKE A NEW SET OF OUTDOOR LANDSCAPES LIGHTS FOR HER BIRTHDAY,I DON'T GET IT?


AND WHAT'S SO WRONG WITH A GOOD SHOVEL ?


I JUST DON'T GET IT?

 

[JohnT]

At least you didn't get her a vacuum. (Or did you?)

naaaah! That is more of an anniversary gift.

 

[ckvchestnut]

Man o man! Some people are never happy. Even after I bought her a new snow shovel, she still complains!

Hmmmph! That's because this is what you should have gotten her!



Plow or snow thrower included! I'm getting the plow so I can push horse poop around in the spring!

 

[BobR]

JohnT, you're always living on the edge. Just a thought, but could you maybe list all of your wine making equipment so that we can all take dibs on it......just in case you some day mysteriously disappear? No use in having your wife toss it all in the garbage.

 

[west_end]

you better hope she never sees this post, unless you want her to use the new shovel to dig the hole she is going to bury you in

 

[sour_grapes]

I JUST DON'T GET IT?

And after that post, you never will again, either!

 

[Runningwolf]

John when will you ever learn and quit being so cheap. I hope you at least bough her some Pam to spray on the shovel the the snow slides off easier,

This is what I ant to buy myself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=S8HXY_0OjAY

 

[Snafflebit]

At least you didn't get her a vacuum. (Or did you?)

naaaah! That is more of an anniversary gift.

I'm pretty sure the vacuum will go into the casket with you!

 

[ckvchestnut]

I'm pretty sure the vacuum will go into the casket with you!

Does he live on a farm? No casket needed! Solution solved! Jk lol

 

[JohnT]

John when will you ever learn and quit being so cheap. I hope you at least bough her some Pam to spray on the shovel the the snow slides off easier,

This is what I ant to buy myself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=S8HXY_0OjAY

PAM??? Now that would just spoil her.

 

[dangerdave]

Reminds me of my youth. My warm and loving step-father gave my brother and I brand new snow shovels every Christmas...

...and let us play with them in the driveway.

 

[ckvchestnut]

Mine did that too lol how generous of them!

 

[grapeman]

Dan you might also want to consider this one for her, although it might be good for Julie too.

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RatgBGSBZQQ[/ame]