It is the one I try to avoid. I've never really grasped the "bruise" the wine issue, or at least ever had it explained to me.
OK, so I think you are agreeing with me that until someone explains how agitating/splashing wine 'bruises it' there may be no advantage to avoiding splash bottling other than possibly reducing oxidation during bottling.
Now on the subject of oxidation while bottling under partial vacuum, there are only two possibilities: either oxidation is not a concern under partial vacuum because there is insufficient oxygen present under partial vacuum to cause any meaningful degree of oxidation during the short period of time before the bottle is filled (as many claim), or oxidation can be a problem despite the partial vacuum.
For the first case that oxidation can't be problem under partial vacuum during the ~20-30s until the bottle is filled, there is really no advantage to avoiding splash bottling.
For the second case that oxidation is a concern when bottling under partial vacuum, it's not clear to me that 'down-the-side' flow is better than splash-bottling. When you want aeration/oxidation during transfer, such as at the first racking, many of the textbooks instruct you to do that by transferring down the side of the carboy, rather than by splash-transferring.
So if you are trying to avoid oxidation during bottling under partial vacuum, it's not at all clear to me that 'down-the-side' flow is preferable to splash bottling.
'Up-from-the-bottom' bottling, such as you get with a bottling wand, is pretty clearly the best flow to avoid oxidation during bottling, but pretty much no one goes to the trouble of trying to bottle up from the bottom with a vacuum pump.
So while I agree that oxidation under partial vacuum may be more of a concern than most admit, I'm not sure 'down-the-side' is better than splash bottling to reduce the level of possible oxidation...