You and me both. I left the hospital before being called back. Likely could have used stitches- but couldn’t sit there any longer. Cleaned and covered as well as I could considering I wasn’t shaving my head. Still ended up leaking thru onto her brand new linens overnight. I gotta give her credit tho- she is the master of stain removal.
I hit "like," but only for the solidarity. Obviously not happy with your ordeal! Hope you mend.
My most surreal waiting-in-the-ER story was not the one I mentioned above. Rather, late on a Friday night at work, I had gouged a significant, but not threatening, furrow from the pad of my thumb. Of course, being Friday night, there were a lot of yahoos in the ER with more serious problems than mine. Fortunately, I was asked to wait in a treatment room, rather than in the waiting area. They gave me a basin of cleaning solution to soak my thumb in while I waited. Every once in a while, a nurse came by to say "It will
still be quite a bit longer before the doctor can see you." She also encouraged my to clean out the cut myself (as it had a lot of debris in it), and gave me a little plastic brush and pick. I picked away at it, cleaning it out, eventually peeling back the epidermis from the dermis to get all the debris out that was lodged between those two layers.
Eventually, like you, I was ready to give it up and go home. The next time the nurse came in to say "It will
still be quite a bit longer before the doctor can see you," I asked about bailing. She said "Sure," and brought me the release papers, indicating that they were no longer responsible for anything, yadda yadda yadda. I had injured my dominant hand, but I managed to sign the papers. Then as I was preparing to leave, I said "Oh, can you give me a bandaid or something?" She said "Sure, but now that you signed that paperwork, I cannot put it on you."
So, in a bit of a surreal scene, a woman with extensive medical training and two good hands watched a doofus struggle to open a tricky bandage package with his teeth and left hand, and messily and unprofessionally apply it (very poorly, I might add). Sheesh, great system!