Evil eye is right !
When a friend shows up who was supposed to bring bottles but they forgot and you are po'ed and taking them off the list for that transgression.
You get excited when you see that someone on Freecycle.org is giving away Elderberry bush suckers...even when you never tried an Elderberry in your life. You can't wait too bcuz everyone here says that IS the best tasting fruit wine!
You know you are a wine maker when you kill an intruder by breaking a bottle of wine across his head and you feel more remorse over losing a bottle versus killing a man.
When the wife gave up bitching about all the time you spent in "that room" and wants you to build her one for her self and her hobbies. My Mom and her husband each have their own rooms for their hobbies, she crafts, he watches NASCAR, it seems to work.
When my wife and daughter sees less than 500 bottles on my wine racks and thinks I may run out! .
(Good chance I just did not refill from the FULL cases)