you might be a wino if.....

[Midwest Vintner]

after re-reading another thread here, i think we should have a chat about drinking what i mean is, an informational thread about how much wine makes you a wino or atleast something to laugh about!

you might be a wino if.....
-you chill/prepare to drink multiple bottles BEFORE you open the first.
-you keep drink water, while drinking wine to avoid a hangover
-you have multiple opened bottles of wine and you are not blending!
-people come over and aks what you have chilled before you have opened any bottles
-you have left wine sit out to waste as you were too drunk to remember to put a top on it and for the next day or so
-when you refer to how many bottles you have in cases or in hundred amounts, "um, i think we've got like 50 cases right now"
-you have wine stashed away from yourself!
-you make wine because you cannot afford to buy near as many as you drink!

post up some more!! lol

oh, and i will say i'm guilty for almost all of those. wait, actually all.

 

[outdoorsmadness]

you might be a wino if you throw away the cork when you open a bottle

 

[DageonYar]

You mean you can reclose an opened bottle? lol

You may be a wino if... You consume wayyyy too much cheese, because it goes so well with the wine

 

[wines just fine]

When a friend says they are thirsty and your response is

"White or Red?"

 

[arcticsid]

You talk about each batch of wine as if it were a newborn child. And it sorta is! LOL

 

[cpfan]

You talk about each batch of wine as if it were a newborn child. And it sorta is! LOL

Nah, that just makes you a winemaker, not a wino.

 

[Tom]

When your wine cellar contains LESS then 1,000 bottles and you are afraid of running out.

 

[rogers]

If you walk around with a wine I.V. attached to your arm, and dare anyone to remove it.

 

[rogers]

Oh, hold on I have a nother one.

If you ask the clerk at the wine shop where the straw is when you buy a box of wine.

 

[Old Philosopher]

There's a big difference between a Wino, and an Alcoholic.

An Alcoholic has a psychological and physiological dependancy upon ethanol.

A Wino just loves the $**t.

 

[Tom]

A Wino just loves the $**t.

YO !!!
I resemble that remark !!!

 

[arcticsid]

Oh No!. I could be both!

You are a wino when you you throw the cats outside in the freezing cold and then realize it was the ferment bucket making that funky smell. !!

Troy

 

[Runningwolf]

..you walk into the liquor store, throw down your twelve pack of beer, and the liquor store guy says "what, no wine today?"

 

[rogers]

My alcohol level is way to low. I'm not sure which I am. Oh wait a minute I,m A wino. No wait a minute is that Rum on my breath?

 

[mmadmikes1]

There's a big difference between a Wino, and an Alcoholic.

An Alcoholic has a psychological and physiological dependancy upon ethanol.

A Wino just loves the $**t.

An Alcoholic goes to meetings and a wino is everyone one this forum but me, I go to meetings

 

[arcticsid]

If I admit to being both, do I win a prize?

 

[mmadmikes1]

OK you win I will send you 100 used corks and 200 soaked off labels

 

[arcticsid]

Yippee, I could make a stir fry!!

 

[upper]

Corks

So I take it I don't need to save the corks????? Upper

 

[Midwest Vintner]

you might be a wino if..... you have a back-up to your back-up bottle opener! we even have a back-up to that one! lol

1 will never fail. it's an old antique one with what looks like a drill bit more so than a wound tap.