40 things every drunk should do before they die

[arcticsid]

I guess I'm not ready to go. I haven't done 5, 6, 23, 25, 35, 36, 37, or 40, unless you count a church youth function. LOL

1. Open and close a bar.
2. Go on a bender.
3. Drink a fifth of hard liquor, by yourself, in one day.
4. Dance like a fool in front of a large hooting crowd.
5. Spend a night in the drunk tank.
6. Get drunk on the grave of your hero.
7. Buy a crowded bar a round.
8. Embark on an impromptu road trip.( I did it on an airplane)
9. Get 86'd from a bar.
10. Extravagantly overtip a bartender.
11. Walk up to an attractive stranger way out of your league and buy him/her a drink.
12. Conspire an afterhours at your favorite bar.
13. Make your best friend a perfect Martini.
14. Buy, build, or steal a home bar.
15. Get carried home by your drinking buddies.
16. Get drunk with your father. (me, a million times! RIP Pop!)
17. Fight a good fight.
18. Visit the source of your favorite beer, wine, or liquor.
19. Drunkenly watch the sun come up with your best boozing buddies and a bottle.
20. Sit in on an A.A. meeting.
21. Hit a dozen bars in one night.(I hit almost 50 and ended up on the impromptu airplane to Seattle, don't remeber any of it.)
22. Try at least 100 different drinks.
23. Get loaded in the land of your forefathers.
24. Juice on the job.
25. Split an expensive magnum of champagne with your true love.
26. Give a hobo 20 bucks.
27. Get loaded and tell your boss exactly how you feel.
28. Send a friend a bottle of good liquor.
29. Eat a pickled egg from a big jar.(Have some in the frig right now)
30. Go on a fishing trip with your drinking buddies.
31. Eat the worm.
32. Learn at least one traditional drinking song.
33. Steal some booze.
34. Spend half a paycheck on a single bottle of liquor.
35. Start your long awaited and very personal autobiography: "Me and the Booze: A Love Story".
36. Try Absinthe.
37. Watch the movie "Barfly" with 5 or more of your close friends.
38. Work at least a week as a bartender.
39. MAKE YOUR OWN BEER, WINE, OR LIQUOR!!!!!
40. Go to your favorite place of worship loaded.

I am going to add number..

41. Write a drinking song.

I am going to write a traditional bluegrass hillbilly song. Going to title it, "She was only a whisky maker; but he loved her still"

ROTFLOL now!!!!!!!!!

How many have YOU done?


Troy

 

[Tom]

OMG !
Troy you really have to much "night time" where you are. LOL !

 

[arcticsid]

HeeHeeHeee! Which ones are missing off YOUR list TOM?

 

[surlees]

Troy,
You missed #39. Unless you've just been lieing to us all this time!

Fred

 

[Tom]

Alot !
But, have done most..

 

[Tom]

And U Troy???

 

[TheTooth]

I've only done 11 of them (not saying which). I'm a lightweight.

 

[arcticsid]

I told you the ones I haven't done!! #39, well I drink it mostly, but I make it to, if you count making it, then drinking it.

 

[arcticsid]

I just need to be careful I don't do the missing 8, I am having to much fun!

 

[arcticsid]

I'm starting to come up with words for my hillbilly song. Damn not so good yet scaring the cats, not from the words, from me trying to sing it.
LOL

 

[deboard]

40. Go to your favorite place of worship loaded.

Does Napa Valley count?

 

[Hillbilly Bill]

31. Eat the worm.
Troy

By "Eat the worm." I hope you mean the agave larva in a bottle of Mescal!

 

[arcticsid]

Were still not sure Bill, noone seems to remember!!! LOL Go figure.

kinda makes me think of the childhood rhyme about, "it wiggled and tickled inside"

I had better quit while I still am ahead, and have one.

 

[Hillbilly Bill]

Were still not sure Bill, noone seems to remember!!! LOL Go figure.

kinda makes me think of the childhood rhyme about, "it wiggled and tickled inside"

I had better quit while I still am ahead, and have one.

It's okay, Troy... confession is good for the soul.

 

[mmadmikes1]

Ok I havent done 13, 25(and probably never will unless its on her grave), 34, 35, 37, 38
BTW most of this was before I was 25, but I did I get arrested for dancing naked on tables in bars(more than once)

1. Open and close a bar.
2. Go on a bender.
3. Drink a fifth of hard liquor, by yourself, in one day.
4. Dance like a fool in front of a large hooting crowd.
5. Spend a night in the drunk tank.
6. Get drunk on the grave of your hero.(Grandpa Bob would have hated it)
7. Buy a crowded bar a round.
8. Embark on an impromptu road trip.(woke up in Red zone of Mt St. Helen 1 week before it exploded)
9. Get 86'd from a bar.
10. Extravagantly overtip a bartender.
11. Walk up to an attractive stranger way out of your league and buy him/her a drink.
12. Conspire an afterhours at your favorite bar.
13. Make your best friend a perfect Martini.
14. Buy, build, or steal a home bar.(stole it)
15. Get carried home by your drinking buddies.
16. Get drunk with your father.
17. Fight a good fight.
18. Visit the source of your favorite beer, wine, or liquor.
19. Drunkenly watch the sun come up with your best boozing buddies and a bottle.
20. Sit in on an A.A. meeting.
21. Hit a dozen bars in one night.(12 is easy)
22. Try at least 100 different drinks.
23. Get loaded in the land of your forefathers.(hell ya I am 1/4 hawaiian)
24. Juice on the job.(LOL,isnt that a part of your apenticship)
25. Split an expensive magnum of champagne with your true love.
26. Give a hobo 20 bucks.
27. Get loaded and tell your boss exactly how you feel.
28. Send a friend a bottle of good liquor.
29. Eat a pickled egg from a big jar.
30. Go on a fishing trip with your drinking buddies.
31. Eat the worm.( long before I drank)
32. Learn at least one traditional drinking song.
33. Steal some booze.
34. Spend half a paycheck on a single bottle of liquor.
35. Start your long awaited and very personal autobiography
36. Try Absinthe.
37. Watch the movie "Barfly" with 5 or more of your close friends.( in dont han't 5 "close" friends)
38. Work at least a week as a bartender.
39. MAKE YOUR OWN BEER, WINE, OR LIQUOR!!!!!
40. Go to your favorite place of worship loaded.
and bonus
41. Make up your own drinking song(it is nasty btw)

 

[Boyd]

drunk tank

I've done number 5 a bunch of times.

Workrd there for 10 years.

 

[xanxer82]

bwahahaha good one troy

 

[arcticsid]

Stay sober long enough to ask the prettiest girl in the forum to marry him. I'll have to look for sure, but I think this may be related to some of the others.

Troy

 

[whine4wine]

You da man Troy..........You da man

 

[rodo]

CHEERS

Rod