arcticsid
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I guess I'm not ready to go. I haven't done 5, 6, 23, 25, 35, 36, 37, or 40, unless you count a church youth function. LOL
1. Open and close a bar.
2. Go on a bender.
3. Drink a fifth of hard liquor, by yourself, in one day.
4. Dance like a fool in front of a large hooting crowd.
5. Spend a night in the drunk tank.
6. Get drunk on the grave of your hero.
7. Buy a crowded bar a round.
8. Embark on an impromptu road trip.( I did it on an airplane)
9. Get 86'd from a bar.
10. Extravagantly overtip a bartender.
11. Walk up to an attractive stranger way out of your league and buy him/her a drink.
12. Conspire an afterhours at your favorite bar.
13. Make your best friend a perfect Martini.
14. Buy, build, or steal a home bar.
15. Get carried home by your drinking buddies.
16. Get drunk with your father. (me, a million times! RIP Pop!)
17. Fight a good fight.
18. Visit the source of your favorite beer, wine, or liquor.
19. Drunkenly watch the sun come up with your best boozing buddies and a bottle.
20. Sit in on an A.A. meeting.
21. Hit a dozen bars in one night.(I hit almost 50 and ended up on the impromptu airplane to Seattle, don't remeber any of it.)
22. Try at least 100 different drinks.
23. Get loaded in the land of your forefathers.
24. Juice on the job.
25. Split an expensive magnum of champagne with your true love.
26. Give a hobo 20 bucks.
27. Get loaded and tell your boss exactly how you feel.
28. Send a friend a bottle of good liquor.
29. Eat a pickled egg from a big jar.(Have some in the frig right now)
30. Go on a fishing trip with your drinking buddies.
31. Eat the worm.
32. Learn at least one traditional drinking song.
33. Steal some booze.
34. Spend half a paycheck on a single bottle of liquor.
35. Start your long awaited and very personal autobiography: "Me and the Booze: A Love Story".
36. Try Absinthe.
37. Watch the movie "Barfly" with 5 or more of your close friends.
38. Work at least a week as a bartender.
39. MAKE YOUR OWN BEER, WINE, OR LIQUOR!!!!!
40. Go to your favorite place of worship loaded.
I am going to add number..
41. Write a drinking song.
I am going to write a traditional bluegrass hillbilly song. Going to title it, "She was only a whisky maker; but he loved her still"
ROTFLOL now!!!!!!!!!
How many have YOU done?
Troy
1. Open and close a bar.
2. Go on a bender.
3. Drink a fifth of hard liquor, by yourself, in one day.
4. Dance like a fool in front of a large hooting crowd.
5. Spend a night in the drunk tank.
6. Get drunk on the grave of your hero.
7. Buy a crowded bar a round.
8. Embark on an impromptu road trip.( I did it on an airplane)
9. Get 86'd from a bar.
10. Extravagantly overtip a bartender.
11. Walk up to an attractive stranger way out of your league and buy him/her a drink.
12. Conspire an afterhours at your favorite bar.
13. Make your best friend a perfect Martini.
14. Buy, build, or steal a home bar.
15. Get carried home by your drinking buddies.
16. Get drunk with your father. (me, a million times! RIP Pop!)
17. Fight a good fight.
18. Visit the source of your favorite beer, wine, or liquor.
19. Drunkenly watch the sun come up with your best boozing buddies and a bottle.
20. Sit in on an A.A. meeting.
21. Hit a dozen bars in one night.(I hit almost 50 and ended up on the impromptu airplane to Seattle, don't remeber any of it.)
22. Try at least 100 different drinks.
23. Get loaded in the land of your forefathers.
24. Juice on the job.
25. Split an expensive magnum of champagne with your true love.
26. Give a hobo 20 bucks.
27. Get loaded and tell your boss exactly how you feel.
28. Send a friend a bottle of good liquor.
29. Eat a pickled egg from a big jar.(Have some in the frig right now)
30. Go on a fishing trip with your drinking buddies.
31. Eat the worm.
32. Learn at least one traditional drinking song.
33. Steal some booze.
34. Spend half a paycheck on a single bottle of liquor.
35. Start your long awaited and very personal autobiography: "Me and the Booze: A Love Story".
36. Try Absinthe.
37. Watch the movie "Barfly" with 5 or more of your close friends.
38. Work at least a week as a bartender.
39. MAKE YOUR OWN BEER, WINE, OR LIQUOR!!!!!
40. Go to your favorite place of worship loaded.
I am going to add number..
41. Write a drinking song.
I am going to write a traditional bluegrass hillbilly song. Going to title it, "She was only a whisky maker; but he loved her still"
ROTFLOL now!!!!!!!!!
How many have YOU done?
Troy
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