Haha, I have you beat too. My first computer was a Radio Shack Model I. It had 4 kB (yes, you read that right), of RAM. And no disk drive. Programs were read from cassette tape (anyone remember what a cassette is?). It was incapable of displaying lower case text, unless you soldered a chip piggy-backed to another chip on the circuit board. Windows was not invented yet. Neither was DOS. Ahhhh, those were the days. I later upgraded to the 16 kB model with an 89 kB external 5 1/4" floppy disk drive. Ahhhhh, ... wait,... no, I don't miss those days!
My first IBM PC clone was 512 kB RAM, with a 30 MB hard drive. That was still before Windows, but after DOS.