chat room

[rob]

Do we know what time the doors open tonigh? we have people already lined up all the way down the side of the room

 

[Tom]

well U R entered....

 

[Runningwolf]

It was advertised in the paper today as doors opening at 8:30 pm and I also heard it on the radio as the same time.

 

[Tom]

8:30? Hell I'm inside already!

 

[Runningwolf]

8:30? Hell I'm inside already!

You damn well better, you're security tonite.

 

[Tom]

You damn well better, you're security tonite.

May a drunk one tonite...

 

[Runningwolf]

Thats ok Tom we'll cover you if we need to. Just remember it's like being on a diet. Look, but don't touch if anyone's looking.

 

[djrockinsteve]

Must be due to Game Night Tonight that everyone is lined up at the door. Looks like another great night.

 

[Tom]

Thats ok Tom we'll cover you if we need to. Just remember it's like being on a diet. Look, but don't touch if anyone's looking.

"touch WHAT?"

 

[Runningwolf]

Ok it's show time. Tom open the doors!

 

[Runningwolf]

"touch WHAT?"

That would be the guests! Hey Tom if you see Wade would see if he'll run over to Georges place and pick up some peanuts. He always has a nice supply.

 

[Arne]

What did you guys do last nite?? Got there late not a soul around, cept a unidentified body passed out in the corner. Peanut shells everywhere, wine bottles scattered around, used glasses waitin for a dishwasher, nuthin left in the refrigerator. If it was game nite, what were the bloomers doin taped to the pole?? Oh well it is all cleaned up now. Waitin for ladies nite. All cleaned up except for whomever is in the corner. Couldnt get him up, all I would get is a groan and back to snoring. Arne

 

[Runningwolf]

Arne thanks for cleaning up. It was quiet a night. Tom worked security and folks were lined up an hour early to get in. Steve showed us all how the new security system worked so we could actually be in several rooms at the same time. Rob said something about going out to get his girl a new pearl necklace.

 

[djrockinsteve]

Reminder ladies night tonight. We are going to have a full house as all tickets have been sold. We may have a surprise visitor tonight being it's Easter weekend. I have a feeling an easter egg hunt may be in the works, bring your baskets kiddies.

 

[rob]

Surprise visiter????????

 

[djrockinsteve]

Hey those girls have a poker table! Somebody hook us up, that would go great in here.....and them too.

 

[Tom]

What kind of pokHER table? Is it a strip pokHER table??
(damn spell ck didnt work...)

 

[Runningwolf]

THOMAS we run a respectable operation!

 

[Tom]

Really?? U cudda fool me

 

[djrockinsteve]

Employment Opportunity Available
We are seeking qualified individual to clean our facility named "chat room" during hours of operation. Duties would include but not limited to:
Picking up various empty wine and beer bottles
Refilling glasses with said wine or beer
Serving various foods to guests and members
Dusting and various cleaning of said chat room both inside and out
Keep the stripper pole clean and polished
Be able to work evenings and be able to put up with us guys

Apply with confidence. Open interviews available

We are an equal opportunity employer with no objection to race, creed, color, religion, or skeeter pee preference providing of course applicant is a good looking female, wearing maids outfit with heals, bilingual (french and italian), and generally good mannered.

Feather duster will be supplied.

For more information you may apply in confidence with Rob.

P.S. Photos supplied with application highly recommended.