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[Sirs]

Reminder ladies night tonight. We are going to have a full house as all tickets have been sold. We may have a surprise visitor tonight being it's Easter weekend. I have a feeling an easter egg hunt may be in the works, bring your baskets kiddies.

Steve you shouldn't post your child's pics on the forum thats not nice least not in their work clothes

 

[djrockinsteve]

That's my son on the right.

Hey who won the door prize last night. I couldn't stay awake any longer and of course....winner need be present.

 

[Tom]

That's my son on the right.

Hey who won the door prize last night. I couldn't stay awake any longer and of course....winner need be present.

WELL PAINTED TOES AND ALL.... hmmmm...

 

[roblloyd]

I was the last one out so I got the door prize - I locked up!

The site was down for a while this afternoon. Must be too many cleaning maid applications flooding the server

 

[Runningwolf]

Rob, I sent Steve a few idea's for the Maid outfit and feather duster. Ask him to forward them to you for approval.

 

[rob]

yea, last night while we were all sittin around in the chat room we decided we needed a maid to keep things tighty, so we are now accepting applications

 

[rob]

After very hard work from Steve, I would like to welcome our new chat room maid Candis. Welcome aboard Candis I am sure you will do a great job

 

[Runningwolf]

Candice welcome aboard, I'm sure you'll do a great job. I'll be running an inspection 10:00am Wed morning. A laptop will score you points.

 

[Runningwolf]

Its a Sad day

Folks, It's a sad day for our patrons. Due to the heavy rains and flooding and keeping the safety of our girls first, the pole dancing show has been canceled. For those that can kayak or raft in, Steve brought in some bubble bath to make the most of the situation. As you can see we have about 24" of water on the ground floor. In the spirit of these April Showers and Wades generosity there will be a wet t-shirt contest.

 

[Tom]

Dan is that U? Looks like you got younger

 

[Runningwolf]

I wish I was that good looking! They are actually some guests that came early and asked if they could help out making tonight a success. I called Steve with their idea of the bubbles and one of the girls mentioned a T-shirt contest. When I mentioned it to Wade and sent him a picture of her and her friend he offered to sponsor it with the forums new t-shirts. We're hoping Howard Stern pops in again tonight to give us some more publicity.

 

[grapeman]

How doooooo you guys make up these stories???????????? It is a laugh riot reading them, but man, all I can say is you guys have the real thing for imaginations- or else a real place to hang out!

 

[Runningwolf]

a real place to hang out!

Sorry Rich. This is an adult art show in living color with audience participation. But as far as hanging out goes we ask that you restrain that little monster.

 

[djrockinsteve]

Did anyone ever notice no matter what color the bubble bath is, the bubbles are always white? I was not in the picture, I went under before the flash.

 

[djrockinsteve]

FANTASTIC! Now that the warmer weather is here we have ants in the place. Don't suppose it's from all the chicken wings, pizza, and chineese food we've been eating. Guys, we have to do a better job of keeping this place ship shape.

I did tell Candis about this and she said not a problem, she would keep an eye out and suck those lil guys up in the sweeper. I even had a few going around my airlock on the skeeter pee. Even they know it's good stuff.

Hey heads up to everyone, I said it was fine for Candis to have her 2 sisters over (after she was thru cleaning) to hop in the hot tub. So don't be alarmed if you see extra activity there today.

P.S., she said they were triplets but you could tell her from the others by her birth mark right here. (insert imagination here)

 

[Runningwolf]

Steve, thanks for handling that. Is there mother still coming to visit next week? I would like to invite Grapeman if she is. I saw Larry drive by yesterday in his sports car. Must be nice to be retired!

 

[jtstar]

Are you sure he just drove by or did he sneak in your back door and down into your wine cellar without you know was he smileing when he drove away

 

[Sirs]

Dan is that U? Looks like you got younger

and a good bit let's say thinner in wieght and a good bit more hair

 

[Runningwolf]

Folks I had to make another administrative decision today. Grapeman did end up stopping by and wanted to drop off a bushel of leaks thinking he could make wine here with them. No one else was around so I told him no way were we going to have leaks fermenting in the chat room. Dang I'm surprised he didn't bring any garlic to ferment also. Now i know why farmers always have out buildings.

 

[ffemt128]

Folks I had to make another administrative decision today. Grapeman did end up stopping by and wanted to drop off a bushel of leaks thinking he could make wine here with them. No one else was around so I told him no way were we going to have leaks fermenting in the chat room. Dang I'm surprised he didn't bring any garlic to ferment also. Now i know why farmers always have out buildings.

There is a winery near Summerville WV, I believe it is Kirkwood Winery that makes a Ramp wine. It tastes as bad as it smells.