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[Runningwolf]

There is a winery near Summerville WV, I believe it is Kirkwood Winery that makes a Ramp wine. It tastes as bad as it smells.

Doug I had no idea what Ramp was. I Googled it. It is leaks and they go on to talk about how bad the wine smells. I really never heard of it Leak wine but saw some leaks today driving down the road and thought about it. YUCK!!

 

[rob]

Just a reminder tonight is Ladies night in the chat room. Candis really has the inside looking great. Steve and I washed all the windows today, Sirs and Dan mowed the grass, stop by and check it out. Specials all night!

 

[Runningwolf]

Rob, What are the specials tonight?

 

[rodo]

I really never heard of it Leak wine but saw some leaks today driving down the road and thought about it. YUCK!!

Jeannie says "that would be like trying to make roses out of dog poop."

 

[grapeman]

Should rank right up there with cucumber wine!

Speaking of dog poop.........how many pounds of dog poop would you use per gallon to make dog poop pee?

 

[Flem]

Is there a conversion for piles to pounds?

 

[djrockinsteve]

Hey just FYI, whoever turned off the breakers last night for all the neon out front, also turned off the heater to the hot tub. The girls hopped in all at once and immediately leaped out. IBefore they said anything was said I could tell the water was too cold.

I put the elec. back on so it should be hot again tonight.

 

[Runningwolf]

Dang, now there's a site I would have paid to see!

 

[docanddeb]

Darn....

You guys had quite a party while I was gone!!

Candace seems nice... she's always shivvering, though... might be the tube top and flip flops.... I noticed she wasn't wearing the maid outfit, or is that just during the parties?

The hot tub looks inviting... you DO shock that once in a while to kill the undesirables, right? Cause... it looked like there was a "slime" floating... I'm not saying people are doing the "Nasty" in there... but it did LOOK nasty!!

Got anything going for the weekend? I need to kick back and recooperate from vacation. San Fran is up hill in every direction!! Got some leg muscles now! We kept track of how much walking... it ended up to be 40 miles in 7 days! Not bad!

Debbie

 

[Runningwolf]

Darn....

You guys had quite a party while I was gone!!

Candace seems nice... she's always shivvering, though... might be the tube top and flip flops.... I noticed she wasn't wearing the maid outfit, or is that just during the parties? The outfit is just for parties. It's quiet a site and we don't want it ruined. She is the envy of all the female guests when she wears it.

The hot tub looks inviting... you DO shock that once in a while to kill the undesirables, right? Cause... it looked like there was a "slime" floating... I'm not saying people are doing the "Nasty" in there... but it did LOOK nasty!!
Yes we have awesome filtration (thanks Wade) and the slime you see is probably oil from massages. Nasty? Nothing nasty in here, it is all art!
Got anything going for the weekend? Stop in and check it out. I need to kick back and recooperate from vacation. San Fran is up hill in every direction!! Got some leg muscles now! We kept track of how much walking... it ended up to be 40 miles in 7 days! Not bad!Sounds like you are due for a massage and hot tub!

Debbie

Deb, doors open at 8:00 and activity begins at 9:00. On Sunday's we have an "all you can eat buffet" including champagne.

 

[docanddeb]

Who is doing the massage this weekend... I could sure use one!!

Debbie

 

[Runningwolf]

Candice and I tonight and Saturday. Steve, Fantasia and Felicia on Sunday

 

[docanddeb]

I like deep tissue massage... who is better at that? Money is no object for quality work!

Debbie

 

[Runningwolf]

Now thats a special request. We call Grapeman in for that. He was a dairy farmer before automation! We just gotta get him out of the habit of using Bag balm. Mine are more gentle and drawn out to completion.

 

[djrockinsteve]

Mine are more gentle and drawn out to completion.

Without a doubt I have a response but dare not reply to this, but what a reply!

 

[docanddeb]

I like bag balm. Completion is good... I do want to get the full deal.... like to get my moneys worth. I tip well for a job well done!

Debbie

 

[rob]

Deb, I went to school for 7 and half years for this......

 

[djrockinsteve]

This will take this thread off course but I just remembered this story after reading the above post.

When I was very young one of our dogs had something on his "bippie" as we called it. The Vet had given my mom a small tube of ointment which was to be applied to the area.

One evening my mom asked if I would go into the kitchen and retreive the small tube which is on the end kitchen counter. Off I went as a good boy would do and returned with "the only tube anywhere!"

My mom took it and applied some onto the dogs bippie. My older brother then looked at the tube and said the tube was a tube of sewing machine oil.

Immediately I claimed that there was no other tubes out there. I don't know what ailment the dog had but I can assure you his problem went away the next day.

Bag Balm or sewing machine oil, your choice.

 

[docanddeb]

Rob,

What are your credentials exactly? Sounds like you might have the appropriate qualifications.

I really wanted to get a massage in San Francisco, but some of the store fronts were a bit questionable... wasn't sure what the expectation was of the "customer".

Debbie

 

[Runningwolf]

Urgent: Press release

For immediate release:

After consulting with Steve, Arnie, Rob, Eddie and Robie the board is proud to announce that Ladies Night has been such success at the Chat Room that CBS News Sunday Morning chose our Chat Room for Sunday mornings broadcast on May1, 2011. You will witness the very best of the best "Pole Dancers" competition held last Thursday. Once again, Tom thanks for providing security and for keeping confidentiality. Steve thanks for all the props and for supplying the music. Thank you to all those who spent countless hours to pull this off and a special thanks to Candice for decorations and decorating. Even Wade and Tex were unaware of what took place. Larry since this is the last week of the month we are extending free drinks to you for one more month. Once again congratulations on your retirement. Rich you need to get in here asap with the bag balm. Debbie is relentless wanting to set up an appointment. Below you can see tomorrows line up for the show. We may be listed last but we're there right behind the Royal wedding.

Prime Minister David Cameron; profile of musician Phoebe Snow; remembering actor Cary Grant; the royal wedding; pole dancing at WMT chat room.