5 ounces per toaster=0 because in 2020 your toaster wouldn’t work. Plus one bike with a sock means that you would need exactly 1 socially distanced Thanksgiving meal with gravy to repaint your hamster.
Having once worked at a place plastered with those stupid goals photos all over ("Your Attitude Determines Your Altitude" and other BS) I agree with the sentiment here: P*SS ON IT!