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[ibglowin]

 

[ibglowin]

 

[ibglowin]

 

[rustbucket]

 

[Boatboy24]

 

[Boatboy24]

 

[Boatboy24]

 

[bstnh1]

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[winemaker81]

The opossom is a small marsupial common in the SE USA. Sadly, they are often found dead on roads as once they start across a road, they blindly go forward without looking or slowing down.

 

[Boatboy24]

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Ahh! My eyes!!

 

[cmason1957]

Everytime I grill my wife reminds me how her father used to eat his steak. Well Done, with the comment, I don't want to hear it mooing.

I'm closer to the whisper the word fire to it three times and slap it on a plate.

 

[jswordy]

 

[jswordy]

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I was behind a school bus of high schoolers at a stop sign one morning. The back seats were filled with teen girls. One of them turned to the back door (which had floor to ceiling windows), used both hands to pull apart the top of her blouse, and started blowing me kisses! Well, I just sat there dumbfounded and shaking my head. I mean, I couldn't get them to do that when I was in high school!!!

 

[jswordy]

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Reminds me of something a guy told me once:

You mom lived in a box called a house when she was pregnant.
She was driven in a box on wheels to another box, where she had you.
When you were a kid, they sent you to another box for education.
After that, you worked in a box called an office.
When you got off work, you went home to your box in a box with wheels on it.
When you get old, they might take you to another box to live and then die.
After that, they put your body in a box,
Transport that box to a grave in another rolling box,
And bury you.
The moral? Life is one big boxing match.

 

[mhopkins]

 

[jswordy]

 

[jswordy]

 

[jswordy]

 

[Boatboy24]

 

[Bleedaggie]