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[winemanden]

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I keep telling my CEO (Wife) that if I'd murdered her 60 years ago, I'd have been a free man for 45 years.
Doh, in the doghouse agin.

 

[jswordy]

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Huh... YOU TOO?!?!?!?

 

[winemanden]

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Extreme windshield washing!

 

[Darrell Hawley]

Huh... YOU TOO?!?!?!?

Aren't you down to double digits away from retiring ?

 

[jswordy]

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Aww, man! I want a Patented Action Zone!

 

[ibglowin]

 

[ibglowin]

 

[jswordy]

This reminds me of the last time I went deer hunting, a bit over 2 years ago. I killed the deer right on the spot.

Unfortunately, I was driving a Toyota Sienna at 75 MPH on I-85 north of Charlotte NC at the time. I managed to kill the Sienna as well, although my wife and I were very fortunately unharmed, just shaken and stirred. The deer jumped a cement median and kept going, I had a car in my right blind spot, and there was nothing to do except brace for impact. My wife heard me say, "oh, no," and looked over just in time to see the deer hit the front quarter panel. It appeared to look me right in the eyes from about 1.5' away.

It's not an experience I can recommend.

I had a hunter on the place for the first time ever this year. A week after he started hunting, I had to stand on my brakes one late evening for a nice doe who was standing in middle of the road to my place, gazing at my car. She continued to stand and look at me as I screeched to a halt, maybe six feet from her. Then she tossed her head like she was doing a Marilyn Monroe impersonation and walked off. The nerve! But wait, I started out saying I had a hunter on my place for the first time in 32 years. I saw a dozen does and an 8-point buck around, every day he wasn't there. The buck got up so close to the house sometimes, he was almost in the backyard. And as I just said, I almost got to kill a Marilyn Monroe impersonator myself by vehicular homicide. He bagged none.

 

[jswordy]

Aren't you down to double digits away from retiring ?

It depends on which digits you are referring to.

 

[mhopkins]

 

[user 32114]

Yeah, I have hit three deer already, but no major damage and still alive.

beats me,,,,, 1 using F-250 4x4,, got 1 using jeep 4x4 pickup. and 1 jake turkey plus 150 foot of fence, turkey is very expensive it seems to me,, lol
Dawg

 

[user 32114]

Deer hunting with a vehicle is a rather expensive way to do it! But it's not always at night -- the one I described hit us at 1PM on a Sunday. The two I got previously (I hit one, one hit me) were at night.

yep no spot lighting lol
Dawg

 

[TurkeyHollow]

Deer hunting with a vehicle is a rather expensive way to do it! But it's not always at night -- the one I described hit us at 1PM on a Sunday. The two I got previously (I hit one, one hit me) were at night.

That's why they make deer 'er snow plows.

 

[TurkeyHollow]

I saw a doe walking out of the woods by the side of the road just this morning. I couldn't really hear her but she was shaking her head saying something like "...that's the last time I do THAT for two bucks!!!"

 

[mhopkins]

Athletic deer goes aerial!

 

[user 32114]

My new cast iron pan arrived yesterday!
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what you cooking in that,,, bantam eggs ????
Dawg

 

[user 32114]

Dawg

 

[Boatboy24]

 

[Darrell Hawley]

yep no spot lighting lol
Dawg

If they're standing in your yard, you don't have to worry about hitting them with your car/truck.

 

[Boatboy24]

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If they're standing in your yard, you don't have to worry about hitting them with your car/truck.

Hold my beer...