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[djrockinsteve]

Well the fire department just left the chat room. We had a goat on our roof. Have no idea how or why he was up there but when I came in he was up there looking back at me.

I couldn't get him down so my only thought was call 911. The woman thought I meant some old guy was up there, I said no lady a real to life goat.
No one wants him so we got him as a mascot. Named him Buford! Seems to fit him.

Only thing is, is when he needs to go potty you really need to hurry and watch your shoes.

Oh and don't turn your back on him, the lil bstrd bites. Got proof of that on my butt.
Here's a picture of him (Buford is his name) on the roof before the fire dept. showed up.

 

[closetwine]

Looks like I missed the party... Sorry, I was having a 'girl' chat with an old friend... Just got home.

 

[Runningwolf]

Steve that gives me an idea. That wine we started last week we could call it Buford Hill or Bulford Red.

Just for names sake and less confusion, I guess we'll have to quit calling Chief Tom the "Old Goat".

 

[docanddeb]

Ladies night started early, but we were all alone. Decided to make our own party.

I think I might have had something to do with the goat... ummmm

That guy in the corner... any of you ever check him?? Closet and I didn't feel we could, being all alone and all...

I think HE brought the goat. Did anyone ask him?

Debbie

 

[rob]

Deb

You have to be IN the chat room for ladies night, not on the thread

 

[docanddeb]

Closetwine and I were here... must have been a late crowd... or someone pulled out the swimsuit edition of SI and sidetracked the whole crowd!!
We had quite a to-do over that guy sitting in the corner... no one around to help us. We weren't quite as worried about the goat on the roof, at that point!

Debbie

 

[Runningwolf]

I gotta admit I did get a sneak peak at you gals and you both looked pretty hot in your stiletto's. Closet needs to work on that farmers tan though. Love the tramp stamp

 

[Deezil]

Listen...

As long as we're here alone... I gotta ask you...

Have you noticed that guy sitting in the corner?? I'm not sure if that's hair or cotton candy on his head! He's been there a couple of days. Being a nurse, if I go over there, I'm obligated to give him CPR... which I will if I won't catch something...

Can you go over and give him a poke??

Debbie

I'm just a CNA... So I guess if that was an order I will... But I really don't wanna, he smells funny. And chance we can bag him for CPR.... I like 2 person CPR way better anyways.... And I think that's mold, not cotton candy!

If this is the infamous 'man in the corner', i swear i didnt bring the goat. He just followed me.. Its not cotton candy or mold, its real, i swear.. And no it doesnt have teeth, it cant bite... Lemme know about this whole 2-person CPR thing though, i might be able to find a way to enjoy it....

Okay.. I'll go back to the corner for that last one..

 

[Tom]

Ladies night started early, but we were all alone. Decided to make our own party.

I think I might have had something to do with the goat... ummmm

That guy in the corner... any of you ever check him?? Closet and I didn't feel we could, being all alone and all...

I think HE brought the goat. Did anyone ask him?

Debbie

That guy in the corner must be DAN. He like it there

 

[Runningwolf]

Thanks Tom you had to let the cat out of the bag. For a minute there I thought they were going to tag team me. I guess no disguises in the future for me. They really did look hot!

 

[closetwine]

LOL! AT least that mystery is solved. If someone seen my tramp stamp they reallywere drunk....Mine are on my shoulder blade and ankle! And if we're wearing stillettoes again yall better line up to give us foot massages!

FYI 2-person cpr- there is no mouth to mouth....

 

[rob]

Closetwine, we are so proud of you for showing up in the chatroom the other night, its about time we found a women to come in thats not afraid of us boys, we need more like ya

 

[docanddeb]

Hey, Hey, Hey.....

Remember ME???

 

[Runningwolf]

How could anyone forget after ...never mind.

 

[closetwine]

HAHAHA... You get enoughlike me and Deb that aren't afraid of you boys, and we might just take over!!!

 

[rob]

Deb, the bartender told me that you never have been in the chat room

 

[docanddeb]

That's what tips are for.... keeps their mouth shut!!

Debbie

 

[Runningwolf]

Hummm I gave you a tip and kept my mouth shut.

 

[docanddeb]

And I haven't said a word... have I???

Debbie

 

[djrockinsteve]

Hey Ladies. There are plenty of flowers in the chat room for anyone who wants them. Lilacs, tulips etc. Free for the taking in honor of mothers day.

Better hurry though, Buford's been checking them out today.