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[closetwine]

1 more thing to Debbie's list:
They must have a sense of humor!
Otherwise I agree!

 

[docanddeb]

There...

Now we're getting somewhere!!

A consensus!!

If we get a Quarum... I think we can rule the free world!

Debbie

 

[closetwine]

There...

Now we're getting somewhere!!

A consensus!!

If we get a Quarum... I think we can rule the free world!

Debbie

Yep sister.... We gotta gang up on these hoodlums! But I think we better work on ruling the crazy bar decorating before we take on the world....

And can we take on the world on glass at a time, or should we do it one bottle at a time?

 

[docanddeb]

Listen...

As long as we're here alone... I gotta ask you...

Have you noticed that guy sitting in the corner?? I'm not sure if that's hair or cotton candy on his head! He's been there a couple of days. Being a nurse, if I go over there, I'm obligated to give him CPR... which I will if I won't catch something...

Can you go over and give him a poke??

Debbie

 

[closetwine]

Listen...

As long as we're here alone... I gotta ask you...

Have you noticed that guy sitting in the corner?? I'm not sure if that's hair or cotton candy on his head! He's been there a couple of days. Being a nurse, if I go over there, I'm obligated to give him CPR... which I will if I won't catch something...

Can you go over and give him a poke??

Debbie

I'm just a CNA... So I guess if that was an order I will... But I really don't wanna, he smells funny. And chance we can bag him for CPR.... I like 2 person CPR way better anyways.... And I think that's mold, not cotton candy!

 

[docanddeb]

See, that's what I was afraid of...

Now we need a "REAL MAN" in here to go over and check on him....

D-A-N....... S-T-E-V-E......you guys know anyone that can help??

Where are they when you want them??

Debbie

 

[closetwine]

Well they ain't cleaning up, or stocking the bar that's for sure! Maybe Tom should go say his last rites?

 

[docanddeb]

I guess WE could say a prayer til he gets here....

OUR Father.....

Debbie

 

[closetwine]

Which art in Heaven,
Hallowed be thy name...
Give us this day our daily wine...
Forgive us our tresspasses if we let that guy die...
Amen.

 

[Tom]

well lets see;

Men that can haul those carboys to the basement, even if you have to use a dolly. CAN'T bad back[/B

]Men that take out the garbage without being told to. CAN'T daughter does that[/B

]Men that give you a hug for no reason. Can do[/SIZE

]Men that say Thank You for a good meal. CAN'T I cook

Oh well I tried...

 

[closetwine]

Tom, are you saying you CAN'T be a "real man"?


Just wonderin'....

 

[Tom]

its call OLD age.
its so bad I am in the process of getting a Brewing (homebrewing) sculpture with a pump because of my back

 

[closetwine]

Well then... If you're too old to do the chores, the least you could do is boss the rest of these men around!

 

[Tom]

I do alot of things well

I make enough WINE for wife and daughter to go thru 3 a day.

I make BEER so I dont drink as much wine

ASk Wade. I have as much wine as a mom & pop liquor store

 

[rob]

just a reminder tonight is ladies night

 

[Tom]

what does that mean? Free drinks?

 

[rob]

yes, well for the ladies, every Thursday night we let the ladies in at n\c and serve them free drinks all night long. Steve was suppose to bar b que tonight but not sure where he is???

 

[Tom]

Maybe he is SMOKING ?

 

[Runningwolf]

Ok it's been a long day and I feel you ladies can practice that joint CPR on me. Massage first though. I do pay back!

 

[Arne]

The chatroom is rock and rollin tonite. The ladies kinda forgot to show, tho. We had a great program for em. Arne.