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[docanddeb]

I think it's too late!! Darn goat!!

The smell of lilacs was in the air... but none to be found!

Nice of you to think of us, though!

Debbie

 

[rob]

I was afraid this might happen, Buford peed all over the floor and Candy walked out on us.....soooo if anyone is interested in her postion please contact Steve for a interview... hours are flexable and the pay is excelent, you will be required to work Thursday nights, but you can have the weekends off....we all decided Buford is here to stay so keep that in mind....

 

[Runningwolf]

Candy did teach Buford some cool moves before she left though. I took this picture last week.

 

[rob]

I was wondering why the place was never clean.......also explains why Buford has been moping around all day!

 

[closetwine]

Don't even try to wrangle me into that job! Ain't happening...BTW will someone feed Beuford... I think he's tired of peanuts and pretzels. And I'm tring to potty-break him, but that's not easy to do when he's drunk......

Bartender, cut him off!!!!

 

[docanddeb]

I vote we hire a young stud to replace Candy... all in favor...

AYE!!!!!!


Debbie

 

[djrockinsteve]

Works for me. By the way whoever left the small bag of bungs on the counter you probably don't want them now. Buford ate then and we didn't realize that until he went outside to go potty and Rob and I heard this strange whistling sound. Must have been coming thru the hole in the bung. Anyway they are outside in a nice pile but no ones interested in them now.

Kinda sounded like Buford was whistling Dixie.

 

[docanddeb]

Thanks for the play by play... I got a visual that might stay a while!

Debbie

 

[Runningwolf]

I vote we hire a young stud to replace Candy... all in favor...

AYE!!!!!!


Debbie

 

[Runningwolf]

By the way whoever left the small bag of bungs on the counter you probably don't want them now. Buford ate then and we didn't realize that until he went outside to go potty and Rob and I heard this strange whistling sound. Must have been coming thru the hole in the bung. Kinda sounded like Buford was whistling Dixie.

Thanks for the play by play... I got a visual that might stay a while!

Debbie

 

[docanddeb]

AYE AYE AYE!!!!


Debbie

 

[Arne]

Just stopped in this morning. Looks like I missed a wizbang party last nite. Got busy and cleaned it up. Who brought all the skeeter pee? S.P. bottles everywhere. Buford still had a party hat on and ribbons in his horns. By the way, be careful and watch where Buford is when you go tto pick something off the floor. He can ram you tail over teakettle. We gotta get him something more to eat. He was working on the curtains this morning. Put a couple of shots of corn oil in his oatmeal this morning. Hopefully it will lub the bungs so he will quit whistling. Course the whistle is what saved me from a bad tumble when I was cleaning up the spilled Welches grape wine. Gonna bring a collar and a cable and tie him up outside. Maybe won't have to mow the grass that way. Place is back to normal, hopefully ready for ladies nite tonite. Arne.

 

[closetwine]

All that SP was rob, supposedly he bottled it last night in there....I'm thinking he just grabbed a bendy straw... As for the Welches, that was probably me... I was cleaning out some 1/2 full old bottles and carboys. We can't just leave him tyied up out there... Sopmething might happen to him.... Place is back to normal? Come on it's ladies night.... Least yall couldda done is pick some flowers to sdtuff in some of the empty bottles piling up behind the bar... Oh, wonder if rob will stop by here today, I wanna know if I got that job.... LOL! See yall tonight!

 

[rob]

well right, last night closewine and I were hanging out with Buford and we realized he has some....well lets just say we were noticing that he might have a few issues. Closetwine started working with him and I noticed an immediate change in his behavor, I asked Closet if she was some sort of psychologist that she never told us about....well, never did get a clear answer but got me thinking we all...well most of us could probably use some sort of help. Sooo, I went out today and bought a couch and Closet agreed to do sessions on a trail basis, not sure what she will be charging but if you think you might have some behavor issues or just lacking some brain cells she can talk you thru it.....heck after talking with her last night I got up this morning and feel like I am the smartest one on the furum now, with the exception of Wade of course, and maybe Steve, Dan and Tom, but hey it worked for me. Thanks Closet, I am even smarter than my wife now!!! only problem is I fell like I want to head but everything, Closet is that just temporary???

 

[docanddeb]

So, now we're gonna need a sign for the door....

THERAPY IN SESSION

So you don't get interrupted in the middle of a breakthrough!! I haven't noticed anyone here that couldn't use a little "therapy".... if ya know what I mean.

Buford was blatting up a storm when I drove by today. He'd eaten all the grass in the area where he was tied, so I moved him closer to the woods... hope there aren't any mountain lions in the area! I've been reading a lot about them on the forums lately!

I have to watch IDOL tonight, so I'll be stopping by later on. No need to hold back... I'll catch up when I get here!

Debbie

 

[Runningwolf]

Deb I'll take the couch with you tonite and watch. So who's getting voted off. I think it's Lauren

 

[docanddeb]

I think Haley...

It doesn't matter so much this season... they will all have contracts. Did you hear that when Pia was voted out, Jimmy signed her on immmediately? They are rushing a single to make the most of her exposure on Idol. I had pegged her and James for the final!!

I'll bring some nibbles and you bring the pee... errrrr... skeeter pee. Better clarify THAT!

Debbie

 

[closetwine]

I'm not keeping up with Idol... They ticked me off when Bo Bice got voted off. So I'll hang out in the chat and keep an eye on my baby wines....

Ladies night girls! Which means the guys better behave....

 

[Runningwolf]

So I'll hang out in the chat and keep an eye on my baby wines....
Ladies night girls! Which means the guys better behave....

Well Debbie and I will have the door closed and we're not taking any calls for two hours. The sign will be up and I would expect you respect our down time if anyone asks for us.

Debbie I have a meat and cheese tray with some crackers and olives. I promise not to bite your fingers.

 

[docanddeb]

Idol is on for 1 hr....

OOOhhhhh.... yep... 2 hrs it is!!


Debbie