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[Tom]

Hope there was NO p in _OOL

 

[docanddeb]

Oh Geez...

Oldest joke in the book... missed it entirely!

Debbie

 

[Tom]

Oh Geez...

Oldest joke in the book... missed it entirely!

Debbie

DUH ! !

 

[docanddeb]

After that CBS report on yesterday... and that embarassing shot of ME with the pole...

I have to lay low tonight. My professional license is at risk.

Keep the fires burning and I'll see you all in the hot tub soon! Or maybe that is... I'll see ALL OF YOU... in the hot tub soon!

Debbie

 

[Runningwolf]

 

[Flem]

Debbie. Is it okay if I use your panty hose for an ice melt sock? You left them by the hot tub the other night? Dan said they were yours.

 

[djrockinsteve]

I'll see ALL OF YOU... in the hot tub soon!
Debbie

Ah you won't see much of me. Yesterday I put my thong on backwards and it still fit.

 

[docanddeb]

THAT's where the pantyhose went... I thought I had some when I came in!!

It's ok if you use them for the ice melt sock... you might want to rinse them out... with the warmer weather coming....

Sorry about that thong Steve... are you sure you had it on backwards...??... it's hard to tell with those things.

I see the pizza is gone... again... and I was hoping for a Mojito... too late for that too....

Diane Sawyer called while you guys were out... something about an interview with the "Big Guy"... can't be Steve, so I'm not sure who I should leave the message for!

Let me know!!

Debbie

 

[djrockinsteve]

You folks missed it tonight. WE had 2 girls making out in a mustang in the parking lot. Lloyd went to get a picture but they were gone by then.

He watched the sunset instead.

 

[docanddeb]

or at least that's what he TOLD you!!!

Didn't want to share???? Hmmmmm

Debbie

 

[djrockinsteve]

Great News, the hot tub is fixed and back up for use again.

In honor of this we are hosting a party tonight to help out all the single mom's everywhere. Follow the signs here tonight for a great time and free samples of Debbie's bagbalm.

 

[Runningwolf]

Looks like if Debbie going to be bringing her pets she's also going to need to bring enough food to feed them.

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[grapeman]

Dan, I think being out of work is making you go to the dogs!.............ROFLOL

 

[rob]

Well rent and payroll are due for the chat room, and we are a little short this month. We desperately need new members to join, I am afraid if we can not meet payroll and pay the rent we may have to let Candy go

 

[rob]

Dan

Is that Steves dog???

 

[Mikael]

votes for having tuesdays be pizza night in the chat room

 

[Runningwolf]

Well rent and payroll are due for the chat room, and we are a little short this month.

Funny Deb just said that about Steve last night.

 

[docanddeb]

Maybe we could try the technique used to raise money for charities... you go to JAIL until you get enough friends to post your "bail". Heck, the cops stop by the Chat Room on a regular basis...maybe we could even "suggest" we won't tell their superiors if they chip in for the monthly rent! That good looking young cop... I think his name was Vladamir.... you know, the one that busted Dan last week for "public indecency"... well, just being in public is indecent for him!.... anyway... Vlad seemed REAL interested in the hot tub crew. I bet we could "persuade" him to kick in a few bucks... and get him to get most of the 69th Precinct to do the same. After all, he's been "lurking" around the privacy fence a lot lately.... and I noticed quite a smile on his face... I saw him on the West side of the property the other day... where that knot in the garden gate is.
Just trying to keep the Chat Room solvent... speaking of solvent... who left the bag balm on the mechanical bull's saddle??... darn near killed myself the other day. I'll have to bring some degreaser and get that taken care of. I do appreciate that the saddle horn is now supple, however... aaahhhh

Debbie

 

[Runningwolf]

I noticed quite a smile on his face... I saw him on the West side of the property the other day... where that knot in the garden gate is.
Debbie

Debbie, calm down. He is not interested in you or the other girls. He just transferred in from LA where got got busted for running bath houses.

You got some good ideas and keep them coming in. I am not a fan of the jail house stuff as I did it twice for "Jerry's Kids". Maybe we could have an auction of Guys and Gals for a date!

 

[docanddeb]

Do we have to have written approval from spouses? We have that dumb full disclosure law here regarding buying a car... so I'm just wondering.....

Debbie